FaceSlop.com
Make the ultimate Bluesky post the old-fashioned way: chop, shop and slop your own photos. Memes, face swaps, animation, voice-overs, long posts as video. No generative AI
Pick a face in your photo and swap in another, or a whole head with its hair. Group shots welcome.
No AI art here. Every pixel comes from your photos, cut, swapped, stretched and layered by you. Photos stay in your browser unless you choose to describe or post one.
New face
Canvas
Nothing swapped yet. Once a face is selected on the left and a new face is loaded, the swap appears here.
Swap settings face or whole head, size, edge softness, color match
Finds the person in the picture and lifts them out as a sticker with soft edges.
Record yourself reacting over the picture. The take becomes a bubble you can drag, resize and time on the Animate timeline, and its sound goes into the video.
Missing a camera? Firefox and Zen keep the camera you first chose with the permission. Click the camera icon in the address bar, remove this site's camera permission, then Start camera again and pick it in the browser's own prompt. Only one app can use an iPhone camera at a time, so quit Photo Booth or FaceTime first.
Drag it on the picture to move it. Pull the corner dot to resize. Arrow keys nudge, Delete removes.
Animate
Nothing to animate yet. Start with a photo, a blank canvas or pictures in Create above, then give the layers motion here.
Drag the dashed bar on the timeline to set when the zoom happens.
A sound has no picture: set when it plays and how it fades here, or drag its bar on the timeline. Volume, start point and mute are in the Layers tab and on its row.
Move the playhead, then drag the layer on the preview or change the pose: every edit writes a keyframe at that time.
Long post
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Post to Bluesky
Editing the title and description, and using your picture as the preview image, are Pro features.
Schedule
A routine is your set of posting slots: a name, a time, and the days it applies to. Open slots show on the calendar as ○, and "Next slot" in the composer fills the earliest one. Free keeps one scheduled post waiting; Pro fills every slot.
Nothing waiting to go out. Write a post, pick a time and press Schedule; it shows up here.
Your posts
Scheduled
Nothing here yet. Post a picture from here, or bring in the posts already on your Bluesky account.
Counts come from Bluesky's public API while you're here: every ten minutes for posts under two days old, every six hours after that. Pro keeps every reading, which powers the growth curves, the as-it-happened view, follower history and CSV export.
Library
Nothing here yet. Photos you upload are saved here automatically, and "Save to library" keeps a finished meme.